It must suck so bad to be Rick Santorum’s wife. You know he’s one of those guys that like has to have sex with the lights off and takes a shower before and after sex and probably like has a 2 inch dick, sticks it in her humps her like three times and then he’s done.
Look at her. She looks dead inside.
(Source: elizatittaylor, via springtimeofhisvoodoo)
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they probably only do it in missionary too
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and he thinks his side bitch is a sex goddess because she asks to take it from the back. he can’t believe it. he’s never...
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