January 2012
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Listening to my best blues playlist trying to...
talk to me peopleeee.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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3 tags
"I'm a butt guy."
oh…. 
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Ask away.  →
height: Shoe Size: Sexual Orientation: Do you Smoke? Do you Drink? Do you Take Drugs? Age you get mistaken for: Have Tattoos? Want any tattoos Got any Piercings? Want any piercings? Best friend? Relationship status: Biggest turn ons: Biggest turn offs: Favorite Movie: I’ll love you if: Someone you miss: Most traumatic experience: A fact about your personality: What I hate most...
Dec 31st
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I just saw a Beauty and the Beast commercial and I am bawling. I miss you. I’m sick of dating. I just want you. You won’t reply to my text and I’m dead today. I literally slept for 14 hours. Sleeping is the only time I’m happy. Fuck 2011. Fuck all the other guys. Fuck everything. 
Dec 31st
Can I get drunk tonight instead?
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
213 notes
Fuck my life
fuck it. gonna take sleeping pills and die in my sleep
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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3 tags
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Dec 27th
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fuck everything. absolutely everything. if my ex doesn’t reply i’m going to die. collin turned out to be the biggest asshole of 2011.  and i really want michael to text back. please text back. i’m going through a crisis right now and kind words are desperately needed. okay. thanks.
Dec 27th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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10pm marks the start of xxxmas.
omfg. though. really. why is everyone horny on christmas.
Dec 26th
3 tags
Dec 26th
I dont know why this is so funny
Dec 25th
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HAPPY HANUKKAH GUYS!!!!
I KNOW HOW EXCITED YOU ALL MUST BE FOR THE 6TH NIGHT OF HANUKKAH! MAN. I LOVE WHEN HANUKKAH LANDS ON THE 25TH OF DECEMBER. IT IS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR. ALL YOU NON-JEWS MUST BE JEALOUS. WE GET TO EAT CHINESE AND GO TO THE MOVIES. IT IS A HANUKKAH MIRACLE.
Dec 25th
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